Adhyapika: Bataao Bachcho Ke Ishk Aur Pyaar Men Kya Antar Hai? Pappu: Madam Pyar Vo Hai Jo Aap Apni Beti Se Karte Hain!
Pati: Main Tumhen Agale 1000 Varshon Tak Pyaar Karunga Patni: Uske Baad Kaun Si Maa Ke Paas Jaane Ka Iraada Hai?
Jito: Kyon Ji Jab Main Moti Ho Jaungi Tab Bhi Aap Mujhe Itna Hi Pyaar Karoge? Santa: Nahin Jito: Aapne To Shaadi Se Pahle Sukh-Duhkh Men Sath Dene Ki Bahut Kasmen Khayi Thi Kya Hua Unka? Santa: Maine Sukh-Duhkh Men Sath Dene Ka Vada Kiya Tha Mote-Patle Men Nahin
Wife to her husband: I love you! I can't live without you! Mar Jaungi! Mit Jaungi! Jehar Pee Luongi! Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi! Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage!
Pati Apni Patni Ki God Mein Leta Hua Tha! Patni Ne Bade Pyaar Se Apne Pati Se Pucha, "Kaisa Lag Raha Hai?" Pati: Aisa Lag Raha Hai Jaise Bhagwan Vishnu Sheshnag Ki God Mein Lete Hon!